Chasing The Fish
Chasing The Fish Updates
March 22, 2003
Added some amusements for your, um, amusement. Seems fitting, since the last thing can remember before coming to in that pile of dirty socks, dressed only in a strategically placed goatskin, was heading to the local park to do a little St. Patrick's Day carousing. Fairly proud of the fact that the blackouts are down to less than a week long now.
February 27, 2003
Did not activate the registration page. Instead, we got together, talked about old times. Hey, remember that time that we took the hinges off that maintenance room door at high school? Remember how Mr. Helgason called us into his office the next day and asked us if we had heard about Mr. Lomax, that small little custodian? Well, sure we were sorry that the door fell on him and he had to go to the hospital, but hey, we were teens and in love with the thrill of life.

Jesus, what I wouldn't do for a look at Cindy Lawson right now. I mean, she was a knockout then, so imagine her today. Sigh...
February 11, 2003
Was forced to add Trailer #4 at 'request' of the International House of Ninjas (IHN). Once released, immediately drank a beer. Got a phone call from the electric company, they want money. I said, "You want your money? You can find me at the International House of Ninjas." Drank one more beer then settled in for the night.
February 4, 2003
Added Trailer #3. Engaged in long, drawn-out debate with incessant nit-picker about fact that whales are mammals, not fish. Was treated to lecture on important differences and counseled that while sharks are considered fish, dolphins are not. In the end, found common ground by agreeing that all forms of aquatic life are, given proper attention and preparation, quite tasty.
February 3, 2003
Added Trailer #2 and Privacy page. Due to poor wording of last update, forced to explain again that in the context of a fish site, the word "chum" was meant to convey that faithful narrator had somehow gotten covered in the animal or vegetable matter (such as chopped fish or corn) which is thrown overboard to attract fish, or perhaps even doused with a bunch of the salmon Oncorhynchus keta of the northern Pacific; it was not, however, meant to evoke mental pictures of me waking up smelling like one of my "pals" or one of the guys the Hardy Boys used to hang out with.
January 28, 2003
Added FAQ and Links pages, drank some beer, and passed out on the couch. Woke up smelling of chum.
January 27, 2003
Added Info and Trailer pages. Pondered existentialism and neo-piscism. Went out for sushi.
a line you cannot throw, a boat you cannot row